Let's laough !!!ha ha ha !!!

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love meand no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list againyesterdayWaiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm justthe right person in this case. Yousee, I won't be of much help anyway!!

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

Diner: I can't eat such arotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat iteither.

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, youdon't expect to walk there, do you?

Husband: U know, wife, our songot his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

Father: Yourteacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's whyI say she's no good!

See you soon.

Mohamed Beheiri

beheiri@hotmail.com